Two terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after
their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork
stuck in his butt.
If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks
very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
I regret I cannot", lamented the first terrorist. "It is permanently
stuck in my butt."
"I do not understand," said the other.
The first terrorist says, "I was walking along the beach and I
tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a
huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top
hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can
grant you one wish."
I said, "No shit?"
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